The Inner Storm.........

1 .We all want to be terrorists. Some of us work too. 2. We have a compulsory arms training course in P.O.K . 3. Wearing a pharain means that we are hiding a Kalashinkov inside. Actually,it freezes in winter. 4. We never bathe. We too have  electricity. 5. All Kashmiris daily eat wazwan at their homes. Some of us are vegetarians too . 6. Its snows in every part of J&K. It’s not Ice-land for God’s sake. 7. We eat apples “n” times a day. No, we sell them instead 8. We speak only Urdu. We have the highest English literacy rate in the country 9. We speak hindi like Afghans do in Bollywood movies.

It doesn’t have a mindless dancing sequence, where the hero and heroine (viewers too) take a break from the story and let the dance director show case his talent. It has long conversations where characters are straight faced, how can we stand that? It actually has a story which is not run of the mill. In the end everyone can die too. It is preposterous for us (We are Ramanand Sagar fans) Hero doesn’t always win. Unlike Chennai Express We cannot stand blood and gore. We like dishum dishum . We don’t like back and forth sub-plots in our movies. Story can go back only if there is “Pichla/Punar Janam”.